It's easy to extrapolate
And make you believe any story
To make you think I'm fucking great
Something more than a little whorey
And I don't care
Just what you think tomorrow morning
I'm well aware you won't believe
But tonight...
I'm not a painter
Not a writer
Not a singer
Not a storyteller
Not anything that would make you interested
But I would fake it
For you, I would fake it
For you, I would fake it
I don't believe
Your Twitter feed is all that funny
And I don't think
You're really that healthy, honey
Your Instagram
Leads to believe you actually workout
And I wouldn't comment
On a single thing you post on Reddit
Not a painter
Not a writer
Not a singer
Not a storyteller
Not anything that would make you interesting
But I would fake it
For you, I would fake it
For you, I would fake it
[Saint]
Man I'm killin' it
Be anyone you want on the Internet
Cuz I'm degenerate
And I'm really not a gentleman
[DEA]
You can add me on Snapchat
Singin' with a filter
While I'm bragging 'bout my ass fat
And you buyin' that
Everything sold by the gram
Juggle the ego and label it fam
[Saint]
Woo!
Damn right
Slide into your DM, same night
I'm not a parasite
Just a handful of trouble
who's tryin' to make you my WCW
Hell naw, I don't love you
But we can lie if you want to
[DEA]
It's cool I don't need a man
Fake it for the likes, the follows, the fans
Whole world is watchin', not giving a damn
Be anything you want, it's all pretend
[Saint]
Pretend for a minute
that fake was real and real was fake
Would we ever date?
Better yet, would you approve my request?
Or chill with the Netflix
Or answer my messages?
[DEA]
Well we can do breakfast
(Breakfast)
We can do coffee
(Coffee)
This is so awkward
(Awkward)
Can't fake it I'm sorry
[Saint]
Ain't trippin' baby
Maybe shoulda never gone and swiped right
I was just looking for one night
[DEA]
Was it what you thought when we met in real life?
I'm not a painter
Not a writer
Not a singer
Not a storyteller
Not anything that would make you interested
But I would fake it
For you, I would fake it
For you, I would fake it